Clown class
My name is Mack and i'm 13 years old. I have a brother named Richard and he's 11 years old. I dreamed about having a clown as a teacher. Next morning when i went to school, there was no teacher. Then all of a sudden, there was a clown on bike, juggling socks! I raised my hand.
The clown called on me.Why are you our teacher? I asked. Because your teacher is sick.
He said.Today I am going to clown stuff. I want to tell you a joke. Whats a cat's favorite food?
Mice crispies! Everybody laughed. What's a bear that doesn't have bones? Gummy bears!
After a hundred minutes, finally we ate lunch. I think that clown lied to us and kidnapped
our real teacher. I said. Nah. said one of my friends. He probably stole money from a bank.
Then when the clown came back into room, he was holding a brain! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Then six more brains were in his pocket! Then he was juggling brains. Look. He said.
I'm juggling brains! That clown is weird. After one hour we had to go home. I had to pick up my
brother. When we went home, my homework was fractions. I groaned. This is to hard! Then I
ripped my homework.It was next morning. Then I remembered that I ripped my homework!
The clown came in the class. Good morning everyone. said the clown. I forgot to do my homework.
I said. What page did you tear out? Fifty six.You were supposed to tear out fifty seven. said the clown. Now I'm going to teach you how to juggle. I tried to juggle apples but they kept falling on
my head. Then all of a sudden the clown tore his face! And you won't belive how his face looks
like. His face looked like a zombie! We told the princpal to call the cops. Then the clown took
out a gun! But before he shot me the police handcuffed him and everybody lived happy ever
after!
The End.
The clown called on me.Why are you our teacher? I asked. Because your teacher is sick.
He said.Today I am going to clown stuff. I want to tell you a joke. Whats a cat's favorite food?
Mice crispies! Everybody laughed. What's a bear that doesn't have bones? Gummy bears!
After a hundred minutes, finally we ate lunch. I think that clown lied to us and kidnapped
our real teacher. I said. Nah. said one of my friends. He probably stole money from a bank.
Then when the clown came back into room, he was holding a brain! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Then six more brains were in his pocket! Then he was juggling brains. Look. He said.
I'm juggling brains! That clown is weird. After one hour we had to go home. I had to pick up my
brother. When we went home, my homework was fractions. I groaned. This is to hard! Then I
ripped my homework.It was next morning. Then I remembered that I ripped my homework!
The clown came in the class. Good morning everyone. said the clown. I forgot to do my homework.
I said. What page did you tear out? Fifty six.You were supposed to tear out fifty seven. said the clown. Now I'm going to teach you how to juggle. I tried to juggle apples but they kept falling on
my head. Then all of a sudden the clown tore his face! And you won't belive how his face looks
like. His face looked like a zombie! We told the princpal to call the cops. Then the clown took
out a gun! But before he shot me the police handcuffed him and everybody lived happy ever
after!
The End.
Dear Aditya,
ReplyDeleteVery funny post. I very much enjoyed the jokes in this post. Try to improve on indents and punctuation marks.
Love,
Mom